Eclipse is the One Ring?
The Lord of the Tools
9 tools were given to the leaders of open source, who hungered for power. 7 to Microsoft developers, who loved darkness, gold, and war. 3 were given to web developers, the fairest and wisest of all. In darkness and with guile, one tool was crafted in the depths of silicon volcano. One tool to rule them all, one tool to find them, one tool to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
After the fall of IBM, the One Tool was lost to the developers. But one day it fell into the hands of the most curious of creatures. An innocent startup who would forever change the course of Middle IT.
In case anybody tries to rip off my writing, this was written by me, Jake Munson
Jake Munson
36 Yrs old